Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Over 50

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of a 50+ year old husband?
Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
"I remember these"



(In honor of my mother.)

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