Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of a 50+ year old husband?
Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
"I remember these"
(In honor of my mother.)
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