Demolition

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.

While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft. They decided that they should call the police.

When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright. They said, "This could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important."

Two days went by and the construction workers couldn't stand it any more, they had to know who they had found.

They called the police and said, "We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and we want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important."

The police said, "It's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was somebody kind of important."

"Well, who was it?"

"The 1956 Blonde National Hide-and-Seek Champion."

Casino Royale

OR

Monty Python & The Holy Grail

C for Cookie (V for Vendetta)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

You, Me, & Dupree

Mary Poppins

The Shining

Red Eye

Phone Call from the Wife

I had posted a written version of this one last July, but someone sent me this in the past week...

Siamese

Step Ladder

Bathroom

Awesome toilet!
This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston:


Now that you've seen the outside view, take a look at the inside view...



It's made entirely of one-way glass! No one can see you from the outside, but when you are inside its like sitting in a clear glass box.

Now would you... COULD YOU ... Use it?!