Woman being drawn

Holy crap-ola!

I wasn't planning on posting anything tonight, but I came across this. It's a thing of a woman being drawn from the inside out. It starts with her skeleton and finishes with her, fully clothed. It's amazing. I've never seen anything like it.

http://fcmx.net/vec/get.swf?i=003702

Raunchy Chrysler Ads

A series of adult-only ads for Chrysler Group were posted to the video site YouTube after being leaked to the automotive blog Jalopnik. The ads were off-color outtakes from a BBDO campaign for the automaker that parodied an old slate of ads for Folgers brand coffee. The Detroit News
(It's 2 pairs of ads, one is the real one, for "web-only", the second in each pair is the one that got leaked.)


Real Ad:


Leaked Ad:


Real Ad:


Leaked Ad:

Drunk Danny Devito on the View

Tired?

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
 sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or 
 anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason:

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired
That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
 government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
 Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for 
 state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.


And there you are,

sitting on your ass,

at your computer, reading jokes.

Thanks. Really.

WHY?

Kiwi!

(Kinda sad, but totally exemplifies Kiwis. Both the bird and the people.)

Missed the Wedding

Under the Mistletoe