Staff Meeting

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra.

Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a 'Top 10 List'. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone!

The top 10 were:

1. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
2. Viagra, the quicker pecker picker upper.
3. Viagra, like a rock!
4. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
5. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
6. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
7. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
8. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
9. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
   And the unanimous number one slogan:
10. This is your pee pee. This is your pee pee on drugs.