Win-Win

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately. Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida.

Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation:

• Dig a moat the length of the Mexican Border
• Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans
• Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?