Finishing Things

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off;

• a bottle of Merlot,
• a bottle of Chardonnay,
• a bottle of Baileys,
• a bottle of Kahlua,
• a package of Rolo's,
• the remainder of a Valium prescription,
• half a pack of Benson & Hedges,
• the rest of the Cheesecake,
• some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel.