Monday, October 09, 2006

Finishing Things

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off;
  • a bottle of Merlot,
  • a bottle of Chardonnay,
  • a bottle of Baileys,
  • a bottle of Kahlua,
  • a package of Rolo's,
  • the remainder of a Valium prescription,
  • half a pack of Benson & Hedges,
  • the rest of the Cheesecake,
  • some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel.

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