Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off;
- a bottle of Merlot,
- a bottle of Chardonnay,
- a bottle of Baileys,
- a bottle of Kahlua,
- a package of Rolo's,
- the remainder of a Valium prescription,
- half a pack of Benson & Hedges,
- the rest of the Cheesecake,
- some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
You have no idea how good I feel.