Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Why Women Live Longer than Men

"Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?"

Necessity is the mother of invention...

"And to think... those wimps at the power company use straps and cleats to get up this high!"

step 1: remove shoes.
step 2: place metal ladder in water.
step 3: begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.

"Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear for such a small chlorine gas leak..."

I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.

And the Winner is:

How drunk do you have to be before this starts looking like a good idea?

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