Thursday, May 04, 2006

Lying Pilots

Written by CNO Admiral Jim Holloway, Retired US Navy

One thing about Air Force pilots is that they lie a lot. You simply can't trust them at all.

We had an argument one night at the Belvedere Inn, across from the main gate at NAS Pax River. A bunch of our F-14 Tomcat Pilots at Strike were arguing with some F-15 Eagle drivers from Langley about who was better at what and which airplane was better.

Well, we decided to settle it the next morning in the restricted area over the Chesapeake Bay.

This is where we found out about how much Air Force pilots lie!!! We all agreed to meet nose on at 35 thousand and settle it once and for all.

Don't you know those lying, sneaky b....rds showed up at 40 thousand. God, what a bunch of lying, low lifes those Air Force types were, showing up with a 5 thousand foot altitude advantage.

Hell....if we hadn't been at 45 thousand, those lying Air Force dirt-bags would have had us for breakfast!!!!!!!

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