A Lonely Adam

Adam is walking around the garden bored an lonely, he walks up to god and says "God I'm lonely..I think I need..."

And God cuts him off saying in an excited voice "You need someone that's your best friend, your lover, that is there for you when you need someone and feel lonely someone thats your soul mate!"

Adam nods vigerously "Yeah!!"

God smiled knowingly "You need a woman!"

Adam nodded "Yeah a woman!" He then got a suspicious look on his face and with narrowed eyes looked at god "Wait a second....whats this going to cost me?"

God answerd in a booming voice "AN ARM AND A LEG!"

Adam looked shocked to hear this and then with a sly look on his face asked "What can I get for a rib?"