I was Elmo...

...But my answers were all over the place.


Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character.

Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble?

A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters.

The information that was gathered was made into this test.

Answer all the questions with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results.

Do not cheat by looking at the end of the e-mail before you are done. Then forward this to all your friends (including the person who sent it to you) and change the subject of this message to what character is you.

1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
1. Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)
2. Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)
3. Painting in the park (5 pts.)
4. Rock concert (1 pt.)
5. Going to the movies (3 pts.)


2. What is your favorite type of music?
1. Rock and Roll (2 pts.)
2. Alternative (1 pt.)
3. Soft Rock (4 pts.)
4. Country (5 pts.)
5. Pop (3 pts.)


3. What type of movies do you prefer?
1. Comedy (2 pts.)
2. Horror (1 pt.)
3. Musical (3 pts.)
4. Romance (4 pts.)
5. Documentary (5 pts.)


4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could
   choose one of these?
1. Waiter (4 pts.)
2. Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
3. Teacher (3 pts.)
4. Police (2 pts.)
5. Cashier (1 pt)


5. What do you do with your spare time?
1. Exercise (5 pts.)
2. Read (4 pts.)
3. Watch television (2 pts.)
4. Listen to music (1 pt.)
5. Sleep (3 pts.)


6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?
1. Yellow (1 pt.)
2. White (5 pts.)
3. Sky Blue (3 pts.)
4. Dark Blue (2 pts.)
5. Red (4 pts.)


7. What do you prefer to eat?
1. Snow (3 pts.)
2. Pizza (2 pts.)
3. Sushi (1 pt.)
4. Pasta (4 pts.)
5. Salad (5 pts.)


8. What is your favorite holiday?
1. Halloween (1 pt.)
2. Christmas (3 pts.)
3. New Year (2 pts.)
4. Valentine's Day (4 pts.)
5. Thanksgiving (5 pts.)


9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?
1. Paris (4 pts)
2. Spain (5 pts)
3. Las Vegas (1 pt)
4. Hawaii (4 pts)
5. Hollywood (3 pts)


10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
1. Someone Smart (5 pts.)
2. Someone attractive (2 pts.)
3. Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)
4. Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)
5. Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)

Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for!

Put up a comment and post who you are!

Very interesting to see "who" your friends are!


(10-16 points) You are Garfield:
You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.


(17-23 points) You are Snoopy:
You are fun, you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you are never are out of style. You are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned. Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times.


(24-28 points) You are Elmo:
You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.


(29-35 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants: You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it's funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people, and you will be stress free.


(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown: You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.


(44-50 points) You are Dexter:
You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!

How Do These People Survive??

ONE

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

TWO

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

FOUR

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

SIX

I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

SEVEN

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

EIGHT

Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

NINE

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer.....

Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency

Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid

The Ass Family

Bad Date

Life in Southern California

A California Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that, because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license." he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him." yelled a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart ass when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

Evolution of Dance

By Judson Laipply

Pedro's Quotes

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' "She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good!" said the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"

Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"

Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

Finally someone throws a eraser at Pedro, someone shouted "Duck"! The teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that?

Pedro called out, "Dick Cheney 2006!"

Great Haircut

Water as a Fuel?

Not a joke, but really fabulous!



This clip, which aired on FOX news, shows a new invention that converts water into HHO and makes it thus possible to use it as fuel in automobiles.

Watch this short video and let me know what you think.

If this is true, the fossil fuel Establishment may attempt to suppress this technology so the only hope for its survival may be mass dissemination over the Internet until the ethical elements in the science and technology community are able to confirm/promote or debunk it.

Download, save and watch the file at http://www.mecfilms.com/mid/movies/waterfuel.wmv If you feel this invention has merit, pass this URL onto others and set up mirror sites. This clip has a running time of 2 minutes and 39 seconds.

The Amazing Italian

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in process. A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian"

The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on center stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian. Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings. The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Italian was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw the faded sign for the same circus and the same sign "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian!" He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act, so again he bought a ticket to the show.

Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Italian stood before them, then suddenly drops his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the Italian. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," said the Italian, "My eyesa no whata they used to be."