- "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
- "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent to me."
- "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
- "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."
- "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
- "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
- "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."
- "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
- "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"
- Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."
Sunday, March 02, 2008
The ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: