Tuesday, March 20, 2007

David Letterman: Golf is Better than Sex

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
  • A below par performance is considered damn good.
  • You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
  • It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
  • Foursomes are encouraged.
  • You can still make money doing it as a senior.
  • Three times a day is possible.
  • Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
  • If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.
  • You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
  • And the number one reason why golf is better than sex.....
  • If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!

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