Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
- A below par performance is considered damn good.
- You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
- It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
- Foursomes are encouraged.
- You can still make money doing it as a senior.
- Three times a day is possible.
- Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
- If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.
- You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. And the number one reason why golf is better than sex.....
- If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!
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