Saturday, January 13, 2007

A Year in Blonde Review

  • January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
  • February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!?!? Those bottles won't fit in printer!!!
  • March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 said "2-4 years!"
  • April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
  • May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
  • June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
  • July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
  • August - Got locked out of my car in rain got swamped because soft-top was open.
  • September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
  • October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
  • November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
  • December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button> > on the stupid phone!!!

What a year !!! Have a nice Day!

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