Saturday, August 12, 2006

At The Zoo...

Cleaning out the aviary at a rundown zoo, the keeper finds two finches that have died of old age. He picks them up and places them in a sack. After cleaning the cage he puts the sack in his wheelbarrow and moves on to the next cage.

When he reaches the primate cage he finds two chimps that have also died of natural causes. "Waste not, want not," he says as puts them in the sack with the finches.

Later, at feeding time, he flips the dead animals from the sack, into the lion's cage.

"What the crap!" roars one lion.

"Not finch and chimps again!"

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