Heavenly Football Match

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about football.

This goes on and on with both arguing who would field the best team.

Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven.

"But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed, "but we've got all the officials!"