My Yearly Physical

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. How much do you weigh?" she asks. "175," I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is "205".

The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 7," I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5". She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and skinny! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.