Check Your Zipper

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down....by David Letterman

• 10. The cucumber has left the salad.
• 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
• 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
• 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
• 6. Elvis is leaving the building.
• 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
• 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
• 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
• 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....


• I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.