Sunday, May 21, 2006

Check Your Zipper

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is David Letterman
  • 10. The cucumber has left the salad.
  • 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
  • 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
  • 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
  • 6. Elvis is leaving the building.
  • 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
  • 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
  • 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
  • 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

  • And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

  • I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

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