Japanese Library Game

Dr. Phil Test

Below is Dr. Phil test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.)

1. When do you feel your best?
1. in the morning
2. during the afternoon and early evening
3. late at night
2. You usually walk...
1. fairly fast, with long steps
2. fairly fast, with little steps
3. less fast head up, looking the world in the face
4. less fast, head down
5. very slowly
3. When talking to people you...
1. stand with your arms folded
2. have your hands clasped
3. have one or both your hands on your hips
4. touch or push the person to whom you are talking
5. play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair
4. When relaxing, you sit with....
1. your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
2. your legs crossed
3. your legs stretched out or straight
4. one leg curled under you
5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
1. a big appreciative laugh
2. a laugh, but not a loud one
3. a quiet chuckle
4. a sheepish smile
6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
1. make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
2. make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
3. make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...
1. welcome the break
2. feel extremely irritated
3. vary between these two extremes
8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
1. Red or orange
2. black
3. yellow or light blue
4. green
5. dark blue or purple
6. white
7. brown or gray
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are....
1. stretched out on your back
2. stretched out face down on your stomach
3. on your side, slightly curled
4. with your head on one arm
5. with your head under the covers
10. You often dream that you are...
1. falling
2. fighting or struggling
3. searching for something or somebody
4. flying or floating
5. you usually have dreamless sleep
6. your dreams are always pleasant

Points

1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6

2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1

3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6

4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1

5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2

6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2

7 (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4

8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1

9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1

10. (a) 4 (b) 2 ( c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1 *

Now add up the total number of points. _

Over 60 Points: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 to 60 Points: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 to 50 Points: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 to 40 Points: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 to 30 Points: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then , usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature._

Under 21 points: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist Some people think you' re boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

I got a 40...

BoomSpot

Cat Bowling

Umm, what? Yeah... That's right, I Said, Cat Bowling!!

Park the Car

http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf

If you can!

It's totally addictive!

The Bet

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

Penguin Baseball

OK, so again, I know this isn't a joke, but it's really funny and silly....

1. Click here.
2. Click once on the yeti. The penguin will jump off the cliff.
3. As it drops, click again on the yeti to swing the bat and send the penguin flying. If you hit it just right and get the right bounce, you can reach a distance of well over 300 ft.

(I got 311.6 ft!!)